Anonymous sent: If you receive this it means you make someone happy! Go on anonymous and send this to 10 followers that make you happy, or some you feel need some cheering up. If you get some back, even better! ♥

Aww thank you~

Posted 2 months ago | Reblog

What’s A Fic You’d Like To See Me Write?





This shit better work


what if we all got paper lol

Reblogging this on the off chance that it works and I get more money than just my paycheck on Friday.
Anonymous sent: I'm about to give up Machine Gun Blues

If this is meant as a threat to get Stray and I to update, please consider it an empty one.

I understand that we haven’t updated in a while, but we have both been busy, and life happens.

But furthermore, it is incredibly rude to say this to an author. Because if it is meant to push us to update, I can guarantee that it makes me want to do the exact opposite. Really, all you are hurting is yourself.

If you want to give up on Machine Gun Blues, that’s totally your choice. But we have other, dedicated readers who are patient and understand that we have lives outside of our stories. So by all means, stop reading. But you’re missing out on an amazing story.

With that said, an update was already discussed to be up this week. Also, we are taking a short break, and regular updates will resume in the fall.

Anonymous sent: OMG three weeks without Machine Gun Blues !! you're killing me !!!

I’m sorry, Stray and I have been rather busy. The new chapter should be up soon.

Posted 3 months ago | Reblog

Give Away!
So my friend asked for the Orange Is The New Black season 1 DVD for her birthday. And I was like “YES my day has come!!”. Turns out that thought was not unique to me, so I bullied her to give me 2 to give to you!
And she also got the book from me, but was like “now why would I want the book when I asked for the DVD!?”! So she also said I could give that to you!
You can like or reblog, and if you want the book, but not the DVD (or vica versa), just reblog and go THE BOOK!!!§”!IE!#)$( or something. The DVD is region code 2, so it doesn’t play on every countries dvd-players. So what I’m saying that only the book is open season for everybody. I’ll pay for shipping and everything.
I’ll pick winners when I get back from vacation july 26th. Sooo


somebody needs to fucking kiss me

Does anyone have a Petals link yet? :((((


i like to think she got more and more pierces as she got older uwu
This is Sherlock’s “bitch, stop your whining” face. Needless to say, he gives it often. #dogs
Posted 5 months ago | Reblog
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Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this


this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

i’m literally only reblogging for that

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
Anonymous sent: Do you have any Duncan/Courtney headcanons? :)

Hello, ‘nonnie! I always have some headcanons up my sleeve!

  • Duncan chooses not to go to college, and surprisingly Courtney is okay with it. She figures that college won’t make him any less of a reprobate than he already is.

  • Courtney hates horror movies, and Duncan obviously loves them. In order for him to get her to watch one, it takes an enormous amount of sucking up.

  • Duncan can’t cook anything that doesn’t involve a microwave. It took Courtney three days to get him to handle scrambled eggs.

  • Courtney likes having sex way more when they’re out of the house. Duncan finds it kinky.