Anonymous sent: OMG three weeks without Machine Gun Blues !! you're killing me !!!

I’m sorry, Stray and I have been rather busy. The new chapter should be up soon.

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Give Away!
So my friend asked for the Orange Is The New Black season 1 DVD for her birthday. And I was like “YES my day has come!!”. Turns out that thought was not unique to me, so I bullied her to give me 2 to give to you!
And she also got the book from me, but was like “now why would I want the book when I asked for the DVD!?”! So she also said I could give that to you!
You can like or reblog, and if you want the book, but not the DVD (or vica versa), just reblog and go THE BOOK!!!§”!IE!#)$( or something. The DVD is region code 2, so it doesn’t play on every countries dvd-players. So what I’m saying that only the book is open season for everybody. I’ll pay for shipping and everything.
I’ll pick winners when I get back from vacation july 26th. Sooo


somebody needs to fucking kiss me

Does anyone have a Petals link yet? :((((


i like to think she got more and more pierces as she got older uwu
This is Sherlock’s “bitch, stop your whining” face. Needless to say, he gives it often. #dogs
Posted 2 months ago | Reblog
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Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this


this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember

i’m literally only reblogging for that

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
Anonymous sent: Do you have any Duncan/Courtney headcanons? :)

Hello, ‘nonnie! I always have some headcanons up my sleeve!

  • Duncan chooses not to go to college, and surprisingly Courtney is okay with it. She figures that college won’t make him any less of a reprobate than he already is.

  • Courtney hates horror movies, and Duncan obviously loves them. In order for him to get her to watch one, it takes an enormous amount of sucking up.

  • Duncan can’t cook anything that doesn’t involve a microwave. It took Courtney three days to get him to handle scrambled eggs.

  • Courtney likes having sex way more when they’re out of the house. Duncan finds it kinky.


Okay so apparently Total Fandom Island seems to be a big hit? I’ll draw the comic, but first just to be sure, I’ll need permission from those who want to be in it for me to draw and publish their likeness. It’s a silly comic but I still want to be professional about it!

Please reblog if you want to be in Total Fandom Island and you give me your permission to draw you! (And if I don’t know what you look like I can’t, so if there’s any confusion I’ll need a picture of you!)

PS should Cherri be in it so we can vote her off first? That was the universal opinion.

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Reblog if you prefer Courtney over Heather

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woo opening my kik again <3 Strictly no nudes, under no circumstance.

Message me for my username!

Posted 3 months ago | Reblog
Tags #kik #kikme #kik messenger 

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber






holy shit, the notes….


This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

lol you can still see the notes though.

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